Serious ink. Ridiculous ideas.
Twelve original tattoo-style stickers starring deeply unqualified heroes: a pigeon accountant, a shrimp knight, a potato astronaut and more. Bold ink, deadpan jokes and no sensible explanation.
Digital sticker artwork inspired by tattoo flash. These files are not tattoo stencils.
Printed to order; price and delivery confirmed before payment.
Billable Coo
A tired pigeon accountant balances a calculator and a stack of receipts.
Low Stakes
A tiny cowboy worm rides inside an enormous embroidered boot.
Ghost Groceries
Three friendly ghosts haunt a shopping cart full of groceries.
Sir Shrimp
A shrimp knight carries a lemon shield and a butter-knife sword.
Fancy Trash
A monocled possum lounges in a cracked floral teacup.
Slow Gains
A determined snail curls two dumbbells at its own pace.
Still Trying
A weary dumpster keeps trying while the flames rise.
Your Majesty
A regal frog presides over an ornate porcelain throne.
Space Potato
An anxious potato astronaut discovers a suspiciously familiar French fry.
Triple Honk
Three goose heads deliver one exceptionally loud opinion.
Time to Split
A banana grim reaper arrives with a peel-shaped scythe.
Lost Sole
A lost sock earns its wings, halo and a little cloud.