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StickerForge · Dumb Tattoos

Serious ink. Ridiculous ideas.

Twelve original tattoo-style stickers starring deeply unqualified heroes: a pigeon accountant, a shrimp knight, a potato astronaut and more. Bold ink, deadpan jokes and no sensible explanation.

Digital sticker artwork inspired by tattoo flash. These files are not tattoo stencils.

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Made-to-order disclosure: NorthStar does not keep finished sticker inventory on hand yet. Production and fulfillment channels are being finalized. Final price, production method, shipping, taxes and estimated delivery are confirmed before payment.

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Billable Coo sticker artwork
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Billable Coo

A tired pigeon accountant balances a calculator and a stack of receipts.

Low Stakes sticker artwork
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Low Stakes

A tiny cowboy worm rides inside an enormous embroidered boot.

Ghost Groceries sticker artwork
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Ghost Groceries

Three friendly ghosts haunt a shopping cart full of groceries.

Sir Shrimp sticker artwork
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Sir Shrimp

A shrimp knight carries a lemon shield and a butter-knife sword.

Fancy Trash sticker artwork
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Fancy Trash

A monocled possum lounges in a cracked floral teacup.

Slow Gains sticker artwork
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Slow Gains

A determined snail curls two dumbbells at its own pace.

Still Trying sticker artwork
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Still Trying

A weary dumpster keeps trying while the flames rise.

Your Majesty sticker artwork
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Your Majesty

A regal frog presides over an ornate porcelain throne.

Space Potato sticker artwork
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Space Potato

An anxious potato astronaut discovers a suspiciously familiar French fry.

Triple Honk sticker artwork
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Triple Honk

Three goose heads deliver one exceptionally loud opinion.

Time to Split sticker artwork
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Time to Split

A banana grim reaper arrives with a peel-shaped scythe.

Lost Sole sticker artwork
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Lost Sole

A lost sock earns its wings, halo and a little cloud.