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Raccoon Vehicle
THIS VEHICLE IS THREE RACCOONS IN A TRENCH COAT.
StickerForge / Unhinged Bumper Stickers
Twelve bad explanations for your next good detour. Original Uncle VORATH artwork, loud captions, and one deeply unqualified possum.

01 / 12
THIS VEHICLE IS THREE RACCOONS IN A TRENCH COAT.

02 / 12
MY OTHER CAR WAS SEIZED BY THE MUSHROOM COUNCIL.

03 / 12
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG TIMELINE.

04 / 12
I BRAKE FOR GOBLINS. THEY OWE ME MONEY.

05 / 12
HONK IF YOUR CHECK ENGINE LIGHT IS A FUCKING PORTAL.

06 / 12
NOT A CULT. THE ROBES ARE FOR PARKING.


08 / 12
THIS CAR RUNS ON SPITE AND GAS STATION BULLSHIT.

09 / 12
KEEP HONKING. I'M REWRITING YOUR SIDE QUEST.

10 / 12
SORRY I CUT YOU OFF. MY DEMON MISSED THE EXIT.

11 / 12
MY OTHER CAR IS AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION.

12 / 12
DON'T FOLLOW ME. I GOT HERE THROUGH A FRIDGE.
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